Okay, I'm Back.

No, it wasn't the countless letters and e-mails that persuaded me to reactivate my blog. It wasn't the singing telegrams, or the handwritten letters by sick children, or the non-violent protests outside my place of residence. When it came right down to it, I guess it was just that briefcase full of small, unmarked bills. That's really all it took to get this blog up and running again.

Going Out of Business Sale

Not that this blog has ever had many readers--and not that I ever wanted it to--but I've decided to close up shop, at least for now (consider it just the latest casualty of our faltering economy). All blog entries are now 50% off, and if you purchase at least three, I'll throw the fourth one in for free.

Thanks for shopping with us!