Tuesday, September 9, 2008

My Ad from the Personals

You: an irreverent, edgy novelist with an eye for detail, a penchant for overstatement, and an astonishing imagination for coming up with great backstories.

Me: a guy who happened across a great scenario that cries out for novelization. Read on.

From today's Deseret News: "Cedar City police have arrested a wheelchair-bound man they say stabbed his brother-in-law in the face with a ballpoint pen as they were going to church."

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